20200322 Adam s [peter notes] D D 3 22 20

  • we must figure out how to get fat bear back to village while in still in his stone form
  • a mysterious crown appears in Tommys backpack
  • Tazlin picks up fat bear and cradles him while Tommy investigates some chests
  • Balric hurls a hammer at one of the chests to check for traps
  • Tazlin tries to fit in with the group and hurls fat bear into a chest that contains gems (2000gp dirty gems)
  • He finds a twine wrapped bundle of spells (6 mage hand) and a potion of climbing
  • Davoring finds a some tableware and baggettes adam
  • we come out to see a giant pink butt blocking the door
  • Temptation relays to Tazlin that there are several bandits outside and was trying to push Krystal into the door
  • Thommy makes a with on the mysterious crown when suddenly a giant barrel of lube appears
  • Tazlin and Davorin climbs up onto an archway
  • Thommy climbs the massive barrel of lube, falls and hits the spiggot and triggers a massive flood of lube rushes to fill the room
  • Balric attempts to hold onto the wall but its too slippery and is carried away by the lube
  • Balric and Tommy slam up against Krystal, Balric's arm accidentially goes up Krystals anus
  • The pressue builds up before blowing Tommy Balic and crystal out like the water in Temple of Doom and it washes the cultists away
  • Tommy "surfs" on the lube
  • Davric tries to jump down and lands on his ass while Tazlin slowly lowers himself and slides out the door
  • We all climb aboard Crystal and bobsled down the river of lube.
  • Its an epic scene as we swoosh this way and that, Davorin stands weapons drawn while Tazlin stears Crystal by the horn like a chopper
  • As we come to the bottom we blow through the group of cultists still strugging to stand.
  • Davorin slices into them as we go past and Thommie lets loose a string of insults before the collision sends them flying like bowling pins
  • Tazlin leads Krystal right through a trap to run down the last remaining cultist
  • Dan didn't expect ANY of this happening like this
  • We arrive back at the Indra camp to find them preparing for war.
  • A great evil has been forming at the center of the beastlands
  • Balric gives Hellmuth the warm chest

--Montage-- - we run up stairs and raise arms - Hellmuth runs through drills with villagers showing them how to use spears - Warrior drum circle dancing around fire - Davorin teaches villagers how to fight dirty - The dinosaurs are being kitted out with armor plates and canvas covered dome on their back to safetly protect the rider. - These are called (Deeps) - Tazlin leads the war party on Temdation with two Deeps trailing in a similar formation. - Davoring leads a similar formation.